Ducati 

The act of four or more people shitting on one persons chest. A cross between bukkake and a Cleveland Steamer.

Shit dog, that girl was real messed up. She loves getting ducatied!

Ducati by taintlicker September 23, 2014

Ducati 

Ok, imagine this: you’re Bruce Wayne on a night out on the town and go into a ridiculously expensive restaurant with a 6’0 russian ballet dancer with a waist as skinny as a pencil. The dinner goes fantastic and she’s a marvel to look at. As you leave the restaurant she breaks her high heels, falls, rips your coat on the way down, and breaks her arm. She blames you because you weren’t holding her arm in the perfect way. Now it costs a butt load to fix, she can only go to a specific hospital that only uses certain medication so she doesn’t destroy her olympic progress, and all of it is out of your pocket.
But hey, she looks great.

“I was at the meet yesterday and saw a beautiful, 1 of 1 Ducati, just a shame he probably sold his wife’s wedding ring for it behind her back.”

Ducati by devcow May 25, 2024

Ducati Dreaming 

A time in a young motorcyclist's life when he or she is fed up with their inadequate Japanese motorcycle and wants to trade up for a Desmo Ducati but can't due to lack of funds. This is also a common activity done by ducati owners when during the winter months or on days unsuitable for riding.
Victims of Ducati Dreaming can be spotted in a class or work setting, browsing through ducati vids on youtube or visiting Ducati.com

Teacher: Joe, is what you are looking at on ducati.com have anything to do with psych 101?

Joe: Sorry professor I am suffering from Ducati Dreaming

Ducati Dreaming by Josef Campbell January 5, 2010

Ducati Scrambler 

When a girl has a t-shirt on with a motorcycle picture and you grab her tits and shake them like scrambling eggs

Kelly was wearing this cool vintage motorcycle T-shirt so I went ahead and gave her the old Ducati Scrambler.

Ducati Scrambler by Speedsix July 14, 2018

ducati curse 

A form of black magic often used to bestow hardships upon another mans motorcycle, most commonly used against BMW owners as they are also European motorcycle owners.

Yo man, that dude put that 'ducati curse' on my shit.

ducati curse by Murdock July 11, 2017

Ducati asswhooping 

when a girl is riding you in reverse cowgirl really fast and you reach up grab her ears and twist them as hard as you can and say Vroom Vroom

Man 1: What were you all up to last night? Shit was loud Man 2: I gave my girl a ducati asswhooping, thats for damn sure.

Ducati asswhooping by LC-123 August 16, 2021

Dirty Ducati 

When you fuck 4 baby's with only your two big toes and your pinky fingers. It can only be performed in a hospital broom closet.

I can't believe you pulled off a Dirty Ducati yesterday!

Dirty Ducati by Prisoner056 March 14, 2022