The act of exposing one's penis at a party or event (preferably a large one (referring to the penis or the event or both)) and shooting jizz EVERYWHERE. Thus spraying and dazzling everyone at the event or party.
The following is Jake's account of a sprazzle dazzle:
Jake: This party really blows.
Timothy: Very true. Here, imma try to save it. (Hops on stage and whips it out.)
Jake: ...the fuck??? OH! AHH!
(A cannon shot is heard and jizz flies everywhere)
Audience: AHH! EEWW! OHHH! (Moans and groans)
Jake: Well that's the end of this suit...
Random girl: That was dazzling!
Jake: This party really blows.
Timothy: Very true. Here, imma try to save it. (Hops on stage and whips it out.)
Jake: ...the fuck??? OH! AHH!
(A cannon shot is heard and jizz flies everywhere)
Audience: AHH! EEWW! OHHH! (Moans and groans)
Jake: Well that's the end of this suit...
Random girl: That was dazzling!
by Sex Monkey Tree October 12, 2009
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Guy 1: "You see that lady with the 5 kids?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! I'd hit that like a freight train!"
Guy 1: "Nah, you gotta be Making it Drizzle to get that booty. She straight-up WIC Superfly."
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! I'd hit that like a freight train!"
Guy 1: "Nah, you gotta be Making it Drizzle to get that booty. She straight-up WIC Superfly."
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Get the Making it Drizzle mug.Placing ones pubes into someone's phone cover so they stick out and tickle their face when they answer their phone.
I totally pube dazzled Jenn's phone last night after she wouldn't let me feltch her. She didn't know what a pube dazzle was and I said, "but you know what feltching is?"
by pubetastic July 13, 2009
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when a pro-wrestling match comes off 100% fake, no realism, missing style, creativity, utter lack of meshing with your opponent.
when a pro-wrestling match comes off 100% fake, no realism, missing style, creativity, utter lack of meshing with your opponent.
I watched Johnny Kashmere wrestle ZBarr and it was the drizzling shits. One was trying to give the other a blowjob and the other was coked out of his mine. You could not have picked anything worse to watch other then two blind guys trying to drive around a racecar track
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Get the Drizzle Pit mug.1) The drizzle that is characteristic of the Pacific Northwest region, which consists of Washington, Oregon, and Idaho."
2) A major cause of depression.
3) Awful weather.
2) A major cause of depression.
3) Awful weather.
1) "Why is it drizzling so much?"
"Because we're in WA...This is what people call 'PNW Drizzle'."
2) "She killed herself last night."
"What?!! Why??"
"She was very depressed...I think it had something to do with all this PNW Drizzle."
3) "It's drizzling again..."
"I know...It sucks...A LOT."
"Because we're in WA...This is what people call 'PNW Drizzle'."
2) "She killed herself last night."
"What?!! Why??"
"She was very depressed...I think it had something to do with all this PNW Drizzle."
3) "It's drizzling again..."
"I know...It sucks...A LOT."
by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009
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