When you have lost all will to do anything at all and you would literally watch paint dry.
This can be enhanced by confusion and boring English lessons
This can be enhanced by confusion and boring English lessons
While writing this I should actually be doing some English work but I have lost the will to work
Bob: "Why are't you working"
Dave: "I have Paint Drying Syndrome"
Bob: "Why are't you working"
Dave: "I have Paint Drying Syndrome"
by A bored English student January 15, 2014
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Male #1: "Dude, it's time to go. What are you waiting for?"
Male #2: "We can't leave yet. Maribelle's still in the bathroom slow-drying her hair."
Male #2: "We can't leave yet. Maribelle's still in the bathroom slow-drying her hair."
by Anna LeStache February 3, 2010
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Get the body drying mug.The Mississippi Clothes-Drying, is when, in a hot summer day one of those soaring shits comes through your stomach, and when you least expect it, you are in the bathroom emptying your insides on the toilet. Afterwards, you realize no paper is rolled on your holder, so taking advantage of the hot weather, you go outside and lie face down on the ground. After 2 hours, your feces will be dried and easier to pick with your bare hands. Don't thank me, thank Mississippi.
by Penis the school shooter March 1, 2019
Get the Mississippi Clothes-Drying mug.Similar to the old "wax your car if you want it to rain" joke, this saying reads: "It can be mild and sunny for days on end, but then just as soon as you hang out a whole bunch o' laundry to dry, THAT'S when da sun will abruptly disappear behind huge dark clouds and you'll have a bleepin' MONSOON FOR A WEEK!"
The weather had been totally "bright 'n' balmy" for a good while, and so one afternoon last week I tried to save money and electricity by using my clothesline instead of the watts-sucking dryer, but then it rained heavily during the night, and it's been foggy and drizzly ever since! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Clothes-drying" to me.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of Clothes-drying mug.When you are unable to wipe after a hefty shit so you just leave it there to dry - the ass version of 'drip drying'.
Dude, i was on a road trip and totally had to unload so i went by the roadside but had no bog-roll so i had to do some grease drying!
by Silverlynx April 22, 2019
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