dry docking

the act of placing two penis head to head, where at least one penis has not been circumcised and rolling the foreskin from one penis onto and over the other.

don't look! those nukes are dry docking!

by diserra July 14, 2009

Dry Docked

The technique of crapping in a toilet bowl but sitting backwards on it so it lands on the dry part of the bowl for the next person to enjoy. If it sits long enough it will get stuck and requires multiple flushes to break it free so it can sail out to sea.

Lets get out of here! I just dry docked in the bathroom and the host went in after me!

by themanwiththeplanhellyeah March 25, 2009

dry dock

V. The act of turning the water off on the toilet. flushing it, so there is no water in the bowl, and taking a dump. Then, in order to flush it, some one must kneel down by the pooh to turn the water on.

She would let me stay over, so asked her to use the bathroom and gave her the dry dock!

by Ali G -RESPECT March 11, 2003

Dry Docked

Non lubricated anal penetration.

"Man, I hooked up with this broad from the bar and the dirty bitch dry docked me!"

by Jay Tanx September 18, 2011

dry docking

To take a shit in a commode with no water in the bowl.

I dry docked in her toilet!

by treb September 23, 2003

Dry Dock

To turn off the water in somone's toilet, and than crap in it.

Jordan Spiked My Beer with Exlax so I Dry Docked His Toilet

by Arctic Wasp February 02, 2008

Dry Dock

dry dock is new slang for a blow job, cause you didn't get in the water you just stayed near the water.

"dude, i stayed late and she showed up, we went around back and i got me some dry dock!"

by Oz Tommly July 10, 2009