Someone who is in such a drunken state that the stupid stuff they do begins to go beyond simple drunk annoyance.
Bob is being such a drunktard! He has had way too much to drink!He's started three different fights tonight. One of them was with a mailbox! I wish someone would drive his drunk-tarded ass home.
by J. Keenan December 16, 2008
Get the drunk-tard mug.Similar to the popular children's game 'buckaroo', where you take turns to add small loads onto a toy mule that eventually kicks everything off, at which point the person who was in the act of adding something loses. 'Drunkaroo' tends to happen at social functions where there is alcohol a-plenty. When one member of the party reaches the stage of passing out due to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages, they become the mule, and the rest of the assembled group get ready to play drunkaroo. Turns are taken at placing things on the mule like coats, bags, full pint glasses, furniture, etc, until at some point (s)he comes to, throws everything off in an angry drunken sulk, and then more often than not rolls over and passes out again, at which point you can play the next round. Happy days.
Sweet, Ellie has passes out again, lets play drunkaroo.
or
me: we've been playing drunkaroo with bryan for about an hour, and there's nothing left in the house to put on top of him.
mikey: nothing that is, apart from the sofa.
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me: we've been playing drunkaroo with bryan for about an hour, and there's nothing left in the house to put on top of him.
mikey: nothing that is, apart from the sofa.
by jimwade June 14, 2010
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Being so tired, you begin to show all the symptoms of being drunk, such as:
1) Stumbling and/or falling over
2) Confusion during conversation
3) Inabilty to type
4) The equivalent to drunk texting
5) Thinking this is funny when you submit it to Urbandictionary.
1) Stumbling and/or falling over
2) Confusion during conversation
3) Inabilty to type
4) The equivalent to drunk texting
5) Thinking this is funny when you submit it to Urbandictionary.
by liddad July 1, 2011
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Get the drunkardness mug.The act of inducing vomiting as means of achieving sobriety. Most commonly performed after a night of heavy drinking. Methods include shoving one's finger down his or her throat in a manner similar to famed reality television stars. Although it is theoretically sensible, its effectiveness is uncertain.
*Scene is set at a crowded party. Dude 1 walks into the bathroom and finds Dude 2 sitting in front of the toilet*
Dude 1: Why the hell are you shoving your finger down your throat?
Dude 2: It's called drunkard's bulimia. I heard that it helps you sober up after a night of heavy drinking.
Dude 1: You're a moron.
Dude 1: Why the hell are you shoving your finger down your throat?
Dude 2: It's called drunkard's bulimia. I heard that it helps you sober up after a night of heavy drinking.
Dude 1: You're a moron.
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Get the Drunkard's Bulimia mug.Bob: "I studied drunk and got a 93% on that ethics test I wrote this morning."
Chris: "You're such a drunketarian."
Chris: "You're such a drunketarian."
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