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drumpf

The itch you get around your butthole, when you don't wipe well enough. AKA trump
Sorry I'm so fidgety. I have a nasty case of drumpf.
by bonum_ceti August 18, 2016
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Drumpf

Something annoying liberals say when they think Donald J Trump is about to suffer the consequences of his own actions
CNN drone: "Donald Trump disrespected another veteran today..."
Liberal: "TAHT'S IT! DRUMPF is totally done now"
by Gjord August 15, 2022
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Drumpf

I took a giant Drumpf, and now it's stinking up the caucus.
by Dr. Mr. Baby August 18, 2016
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Drumpf

Educated people know that Donald Trump is a drumpf.
by BookcaseShuffle August 18, 2016
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Drumpf

That Drumpf was doing ok until John Oliver tore him a new one.
by TheMightyZ August 16, 2016
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drumpf

n. A penis that can only possibly be described as large when one's even tinier digits are held up alongside it.
That guy I took home last night had the saddest damn drumpf I'd ever seen. I'm 5'2" and it was shorter than my pinky. He put his thumb on it and was all "see? see how the helmet's still stickin' out?" but it was too dark to tell. As I scaled the 50 foot wall to escape his apartment, he yelled something about how I had blood coming out of my 'wherever'.
by scarshapedstar. August 14, 2016
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drumpf

The sound made when explosive bowel moment happens at the exact moment the man is about to cum.
All I heard when Drumpf and then there was poop and cum everywhere ..
by RealDe August 14, 2016
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