driftwood

n. 1) a type of elongated skateboard with good lateral skidding action used for tricks.

2) sexual tumesence.

Dude! I totally put some rad decals on my driftwood last night! Want to see?

Ahhh. No. Not really.

by gnostic1 August 21, 2011

driftwood

Noun : An erection that finds its way out of a man's undergarments of its own accord .

After seeing Kim in those tight-ass shorts my dick done shot straight outta' my boxers!!! If I don't shove this driftwood back in I'm gonna' chafe somethin' fierce .

by Boozeman August 24, 2006

DriftWood

Morning wood happens in the morning - but my man has DriftWood all throughout the middle of the nite.

My man keeps waking me up in the middle of the nite w his DriftWood.

by theSpaceCase February 22, 2023

driftwood

1. Persistent postcoital wood.

1. Sweet, you gonna lug that sticky driftwood back to the trunk?

by armsnlegs May 23, 2004

Driftwood Vagina

Driftwood Vagina is a condition when a case of Splinter Pussy goes untreated for a length of time. Symptoms include; moldy smell, moss, and termites. People who suffer from Driftwood Vagina would often continue to leave their condition uncured as they were a dumb bitch to get Splinter Pussy in the first place.

Fred realized Selma had Driftwood Vagina when he pulled out with a caterpillar eating a leaf off his dick.

by Anonymous Doctor November 19, 2010

Driftwood Crips

Driftwood Crips is one of most powerful gangs in Toronto Canada

Its really Driftwood Crips vs everybody

by J LøC July 8, 2023

Kentucky Driftwood

When you take a shit on the bottom of a body of water and try to race your turd(s) to the top.

Marc Murphy somehow pulled off a successful Kentucky Driftwood. Classic.

by lifeafterlove August 20, 2022