Drowning goldfish

An excuse used by people to leave conversations or any social gatherings

You: Hey I gotta go my goldfish is drowning
Them: A drowning goldfish?
You: Yep alright I'll see you later

by massivetittyworm123 March 27, 2022

Drowning Fisherman

Guy goes down on fishy pussy when she hooks her legs around his head and pulls him in to the point of suffocation.

He deserved a drowning fisherman, you could smell it across the room.

by I'm Big and I Shit Big September 21, 2015

drowning yourself in milk

putting yourself down about something without having tried that something

Ali: I'm never going to get with anyone
Sparx: Stop drowning yourself in milk

by s4lmon March 10, 2016

drowning in my pool of misery

i. A quote used by brotchie to express social abandonment and lack of friends.

ii. A feeble attempt to induce others compassion, however, often mocked.

iii. Often said involuntarily after intense or great loss.

Person 1: What are you doin' today?
Person 2: Drowning in my pool of misery.

by lilly b January 23, 2005

drowning elephant

When you take your scrotum and put it over a girls mouth and nose and hit her in the forehead with your penis. The noise she makes will sound like an elephant

I pinned her down and gave her a drowning elephant

by mike0501 September 15, 2015

Drowning at work

When you're swamped with a million different tasks and are struggling to keep up with the work load.

Our new ad campaign is set to launch in a couple of days - I'm drowning at work

by spookydooky April 22, 2011

Drowning in strange

Drowning in men, having many relationships with many men.

Karl's definitely drowning in strange

by Masterdwar October 16, 2022