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ew, why does sumaiya look so much like d.p.u.s? Thats worse then w.p.u.s
d.p.u.s by Chelsea! January 23, 2006

C.O.D.P.T.S.D. 

Those who were more highly effected by Call of Duty then the regular person. They sit in a corner for the rest of there lives glaring at there XBOX (or PS3) while they r force fed by there mother who just isnt ready to let them go
lady in grocerie store: hey irene why dont i ever see ur son around any more, did he lose his job?

irene: no but he did get C.O.D.P.T.S.D.

lady in grocerie store: CO wut???

irene:Call Of Duty Post Traumatic Syndrome. He hasnt moved since

lady:oh um ok..... so did u here about mary
C.O.D.P.T.S.D. by highonlife37 April 23, 2011
A Dance Party that you have by yourself alone to boost morale or just have fun. Invented by Hermsen.
Wow did you see Hermsen at the party go into a separate room by himself to have a solo DP? Scrub.
Solo DP by Tan Brobias September 26, 2010

Social Dp 

Social double penetration. Two mind cocks and one mind pussy, generally used as third-wheel
Man, I hung out with my bro and his girl last night, it was total fucking social dp
Social Dp by Social Dp April 16, 2015

Stop dp! 

Dp is dp. And dp must stop! Stop dp!
Omg stop dp! I'm reporting dp!
Stop dp! by Ethan's Dictionary April 28, 2021

See-saw DP

When doing a DP one penis is all the way in while the other is almost all the way out. Then the one that is out goes all the way in, as the one that was in goes almost all the way out. The 2 penises "See-saw" in and out. Therefore only one is in all the way at a time, and both will also be halfway in on the way in and out.
We were gentle at first since it was her first DP. We did a see-saw DP to start and she completely loved it!
See-saw DP by RainforestFor3 December 1, 2021