Doutch

Doutch is a term used for someone who is both dutch and a douche. It is said to be one of the worst combinations on the planet for obvious reasons. It is commonly mistaken for Doutch-Bag, but this is completely different.

Look at that Doutch! He isn't allowed to vote!

by RAVIS134 March 2, 2011

Doytchburg

An insult meaning the same as douche bag

That kid with his collar up is such a doytchburg...

by Skizzel McNasty September 16, 2005

doyche

When you go to the toilet for a poo

Im just going upstairs for a Doyche (Poo)

by Tasmin May 17, 2008

Doitchy

A side of bluecheese and you say this when caught off surprise

oh doitchy you scared me

by master doitch September 24, 2020

Doitches Reek

The evil empire of Doitchlond ruled by the nefarious Adlof Hatlur with an iron fist during World War Eye Eye.

Adlof Hatlur is kinda upset about the Treaty of Versailles. The Doitches Reek is about to go ham on Europe. Hatlur is going to make Poleland bend over and make Fronss say padre.

by ave_scientia October 21, 2020

cantcha dontcha

you can use these words with anything.. It is halarious

if someone doesn't comb their hair you could say you have that cantcha dontcha hair.
"Cantcha comb it and dontcha want to? lol
This is halarious when ever a girl doesn't wash her pussy KW(pittstate)

Cantcha wash it and dontcha want to... lol

by lassampson May 6, 2009

dotch

Someone who has an extremely large penis.

Wow, bro, know I know why they call you dotch.

by Harry Speakup September 7, 2008