"She Breasted Boobily down the Stairs" is a joking phrase used to mock how reddit incels on r/badwomensanatomy describe women, especially their bosom. When a woman has large breasts, virgin male incel writers tend to describe them very poorly - and so, this phrase was born to mock the people who treat women like objects based on their chest size.
A: As she descended the staircase, her breasts swished from side to side with each step she took, like a boat rocking in the waves-
B: So she breasted boobily down the stairs. Got it.
B: So she breasted boobily down the stairs. Got it.
by StarryQET May 30, 2023

by smartass69 January 5, 2010

by maxman280 January 18, 2004

what to say to your friends when you got beat up and and don't want to admit it. Because of it's overuse (a result of the historical precedent for lying about spousal abuse in order to preserve the sancity of marriage) it is considered a thinly veiled cry for help.
"woah, Joanie, what happened to your eye?"
"I fell down some stairs."
"is everything OK with Phillip?"
"yeah, everything's fine. I just fell down some stairs, ok, Mom?"
"I fell down some stairs."
"is everything OK with Phillip?"
"yeah, everything's fine. I just fell down some stairs, ok, Mom?"
by kateyc September 5, 2008

by black nigger balls November 15, 2021

When you and a friend think of the same thing and it makes you think of Fight Club. "Sometimes Tyler spoke for me...<tyler> I fell down some stairs. <jack> I feel down some stairs."
by Noa Byrne January 7, 2004

Your mom called me and said "I am pulling the stairs down from the attic". I responded "please, honey you ain't pulling that shit on me!".
by laughinATCHA January 14, 2010
