fell down the stairs 

To have gotten a hickey. Commonly used as an excuse.

Travis: What's with the ring of bruises around your neck?
Jason: I fell down the stairs.

fell down the stairs by duck57 December 22, 2015

Thrown down the stairs 

When a chick has her way with you in the bedroom.

I took this cougar home last night and i got thrown down the stairs.

Thrown down the stairs by Randellski October 29, 2006

Showgirls Shove Down the Stairs 

The act of putting an over-confident, immature, and obnoxious amateur in their place.

Yeah, mouthed off to me again! Somebody really needs to give her a Showgirls Shove Down The Stairs.

Showgirls Shove Down the Stairs by smartass69 January 5, 2010

threw her baby down the stairs

Threw her baby down the stairs, then I grew some nipple hairs

I threw her baby down the stairs

threw her baby down the stairs by black nigger balls November 15, 2021

Pulling the Stairs down from the Attic 

A gay man's expression for a woman friend removing a dirty tampon from her vagina.

Your mom called me and said "I am pulling the stairs down from the attic". I responded "please, honey you ain't pulling that shit on me!".

Pulling the Stairs down from the Attic by laughinATCHA January 14, 2010

Fall Down The Stairs

The act in which a male bends his penis to his anus and penetrates himself. (A male fucking himself)

It's not like we're trying to fall down the stairs or anything.

Fall Down The Stairs by Rick Virus July 20, 2006

push grandma down the stairs 

something everyone should do once in their life.

HAHAHAHA! I finally pushed grandma down the stairs!

push grandma down the stairs by maxman280 January 18, 2004