When you’re not a pussy or an attention seeking emo, and actually want to kill yourself in the lulziest way, which is also your favorite activity (slitting your wrists).
Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.
Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.
Jayden: Damn man.. Stephany broke up with me for Nathan.. We were dating for 8 months and next week was supposed to be our anniversary! I just want to slit my wrists and die right now!
Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.
Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.
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Get the Down Tylersville Road mug."Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"
by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012
Get the I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road. mug.When someone quits or is fired suddenly. They may also have their time cards, office or badge labled with the acronym DTFR.
Why does Mike's time card have DTFR on it?
Oh, he did not show up for his shift so the supervisor marked him as "down the fucking road"
Oh, he did not show up for his shift so the supervisor marked him as "down the fucking road"
by edguyer February 24, 2009
Get the Down the fucking road mug.The Nerb - "Lets suck our cocks off!"
Dan - "No... buttsex is much better..."
Aidan - "we better get rollin' down the rectal road then!"
Nicholas - "Oh yes, give it to me baby!"
Dan - "No... buttsex is much better..."
Aidan - "we better get rollin' down the rectal road then!"
Nicholas - "Oh yes, give it to me baby!"
by Sam and Greg December 6, 2006
Get the Rollin' Down the Rectal Road mug.Veronica hadn’t done anal so Roger used his fingers and tongue to take her on a stroll down the old dirt road.
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