Dove Campaign for Real Beauty

A marketing campaign disguised as a Public Service Announcement. A series of ads by Dove/Unilever featuring several thick-waisted, moderately attractive women that are supposed to change the face of beauty, er, sell lots of soap. Mainly appeal to insecure, middle class female bloggers who can't deal with the fact that there are women out there who are thinner and prettier than themselves or their overindulged daughters. The revelation that many of these ads had been heavily airbrushed has pretty much brought this nonsense to an end.

Laura: I bought the Dove firming cream because the Dove Campaign for Real Beauty is trying to make women love their bodies as they are.

Caitlin: If our bodies are beautiful as they are, why do we need firming cream?

by St Veronica July 7, 2010

doxed

you’re probably from tik tok after hearing that max dressler did this.

btw it means leaking someone’s personal info.

a: hey did you hear that max is cancelled?

b: yeah why?
a: i heard he doxed someone!

by charliegrace May 6, 2020

Barry Dove

The biggest savage in the known universe.
Also a band teacher.
Knows every instrument.

Holy shit, is that Barry Dove?!?

by Ur big daddy September 23, 2016

Dove model

A backhanded compliment or euphemism used to describe a plus-sized female who may (or may not) be somewhat cute or attractive.

Beavis: My guidance counselor said that same thing, you know, that I don’t have to feel like a waste of space, but when Katy Perry says it, and she has fireworks coming out her boobs, it kind of uh, kind of gives me a special feeling, you know what I’m saying?

Butthead: Yeah, except Katy Perry’s not talking about you Beavis. She’s talking about that Dove model by the pool.

by M. Mathers 2012 November 18, 2011

ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die

Some weird ass trailer for a game where you play as Mr krabs from spongebob and take ketamine,deliver the ketamine

fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton

person one:so whats this video you wanted to show me?
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V

by Agent Stamos November 8, 2020

doped to the gills

Incomparably drugged-up; nearly catatonic

Jolanda got some painkillers the size of walnuts after her back surgery, so she's doped to the gills right now.

by T.., May 5, 2006

Dead dove: do not eat

A fanfic tag that warns you to take the other tags seriously. For example, if one tag says 'non-con', expect non-con. Don't think, 'ah, it's probably just dub-con.' If the tags say 'organ harvesting', expect literal organ harvesting. Don't take it as a joke or exaggeration. You were warned.

Very commonly misunderstood as a general warning of bad things to come, because it's so often used beside more serious tags, when really it's a specific warning not to take the other tags lightly.

(Originally comes from the TV show Arrested Development, referencing a scene in which the character Michael Bluth finds a bag in the fridge that says DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT. He opens the bag anyway, before wincing, and saying, 'well, I don't know what I expected..')

#medical malpractice #human experimentation #gore #major character death #dead dove: do not eat

by squaresquire June 9, 2023