douchedom

The state of being a douche.

John Edwards has reached the pinnacle of douchedom.

by KGz November 9, 2003

douchehorse

A douchehorse is someone who attempts to conquer Japan by sending a fleet of shitty riverboats to sea, then gets all surprised when every single boat sinks in a storm, resulting in the highest number of at-sea casualties in history.

That Kublai Khan douchehorse was a real douchehorse.

by zurmalurm May 26, 2009

doucheborg

a douchebag that is using his phone via his new technologically advanced bluetooth earpiece.

guy1: is that dude talking to himself?
guy2: no, hes on the phone, looking like a doucheborg.

by jwax August 6, 2008

douchenomics

The theory that douchebags get more chicks as they get doucheier. The douchebags go to more parties as they get doucheier which gives them more opportunities to get chicks. However, there is a point where one can get overly douchey and none of the chicks like him. Also, chicks tend to go out with douchebags more often because the doucheier the douchebag, the easier he is to whip (usually).

"The white douchebag frat boy gets more chicks than the awesome chill guy because of simple douchenomics."

by bleech128 September 22, 2009

doucheportunist

Those who will glom on to any opportunity that presents itself with low risk and high reward regardless of a moral code. Or Rather the douche-bag opportunist

That guy who ran for president with no experience just saying whatever would make the masses swoon was a doucheportunist.

by Most Notably May 9, 2011

Fuck-wadded douchewhore

Someone who has surpassed in great douchebaggery to the seniority of being a douchebag. They are no longer in the douchebag game.

Dude, you're such a fuck-wadded douchewhore after you sold my phone for weed.

by Bloodydickhole September 30, 2014

Douchewobble

a fat piece of shit that acts like a douche bag and wobbles around

1. Andy Reid is a douchewobble

2. Hey Patty look at that douchewobble over there eating twinkies

by brennanhehe December 22, 2008