Douchelord

One who demostrates the levels of being a douche to such a high degree that they could be a God of other douches. Their douchebaggery is off the charts.

President Obama was the biggest douchelord of all time.

Mayor Adler was the biggest douchelord in Austin, TX. Many douches admired and cherished him from California.

by Braulz July 20, 2017

douchelorean

The asshole tailgating you with the lifted truck!

I am going to do a brake stand if that douchelorean doesn't get off my ass!

by cm115 April 10, 2015

douchesnorkle

a device used when her pussy is stanky that you need snorkle equipment to go down on her

i left my douchesnorkle at home and this bitch is expecting me to eat that shit

by Dr moose knuckle May 8, 2018

douchelordington

The ruller of all douchebags in all the lands on every continent all around the world. The ultimate douchebag some would consider a " douchelordington" an emperor of the douchebags. Someone who exemplifies the ultimate douchebag status and is held in high regards as number one douchebag.

A douchlordington goes the extra mile to go above and beyond to be a douchebag.

My baby daddy is a such a "douchelordington".
Person number one: Man did you see that? That guy cut me off in traffic, he's such a douchebag.

Person number two: yea man hes a "douchelordington" for sure.
Person number one: yea man he is the douchelordington of the road.

Yo the white house has a bunch of douches running it. Yea but we know that the real "douchelordington" has got it all under control.

by Casper OG November 16, 2022

Douchelord

noun. a douchelord is any pompous male who carries himself in a manner befitting a douchebag, yet with a regal aire to his swagger, and a arrogance that can only be described as "undeserved."

Dude, Matt sure is a snotty bitch. What a fuckin douchelord!

by Ms. Sloppy Mess April 9, 2026

Asshole Douchelord

Can be used to describe anyone who acts irrationally in a mean or aggressive manner. But usually used to describe a man-hoe/Fuckboy who does everything in his power to attract women then use the women he attracts, usually is very basic and follows any trend he finds.

Sammie: That guy is TOTALLY an asshole douchelord
Evin: Yeah what a prick

by Good_Kush710 January 27, 2022