[Doucheberg]

Being a giant Douche, So to speak, as large as an Iceberg.

Dude, Stop being a Doucheberg.

by harry_pujols June 9, 2007

doucheberry

DoucheBerry - (doosh-bair-ee)
Classified as any individual who willingly decides to insert a cell phone earpiece into their ear, and wear the device in situations such as Romantic Dinners, Boardroom Meetings, Working out at the Gym, and Love Making etc...

Man check out that "doucheberry" over there in the sauna. Is the call really THAT important?

by Sapling Thomas February 26, 2008

Doucheberry bush

A theoretical place where douches(as in people) come from.

Tom looks like he was picked off the doucheberry bush when he wears that sweater.

by Taco14 April 8, 2009

Doucheperger

Doucheperger syndrome is distinguished by a pattern of symptoms rather than a single symptom. It is characterized by qualitative impairment in social interaction, by stereotyped and patterns of activities and interests. Intense preoccupation with one's own interests, one-sided verbosity, intense fascination with the smell of one's own farts, and generally being a complete douchebag are typical of the condition, but are not required for diagnosis.

There is no single treatment for Doucheperger syndrome, and the effectiveness of particular interventions is supported by only limited data. Intervention is generally not encouraged. Find some better friends.

He did what? Unbelievable! I think he's got doucheperger syndrome.

by captaincursor February 9, 2008

Douchekerchief

n. : reference to a kuffiyeh/scarf/large handkerchief worn around the neck by a guy who is usually also wearing any combination of a faux hawk, tight t-shirt, skinny jeans and or aviator glasses, etc., i.e. a douchebag… thus douchekerchief.

My bud: That party was cool but what was with that guy with the faux hawk and that thing around his neck?

Me: Oh yeah, the poser with the kuffiyeh or as I like to call it... the douchekerchief… cuz he was totes mcgoat a douchebag.

by Dragoncat14 May 2, 2010

douchedrugaholic

Someone who is addicted to drugs and alcohol who acts like a douchebag because of it.

Cyril is being such a douchedrugaholic... he is hopped up on PKs and telling me that he never cared about me.

by Tweeples September 16, 2013

Douchedar

Noun
/do͞oSHdär/
The uncanny ability to sense a person's douchebaggery, usually upon sight, but sometimes it is not triggered until said douchebag opens their mouth.

My douchedar went off as soon as he walked into the room with his salmon shorts and aviators and introduced himself as Chad.

The guy next to you at the music festival: "This DJ's sick. That top is sick. My hat is sick. SQUAD" major douchedar alert.

by TsukinoUsagi20 March 6, 2017