doucheland

A smelly place where all types of douches come from.

"Oh my fucking god! Colonel is a douche from doucheland!"

by Liziwizi July 7, 2004

doichlander

a small disgruntled mammal that lives in the janitors closet of public schools, and often smells of reiffer

That doichlander stole my ham sandwich

by Patrick Kelley December 15, 2004

Douchewaddery

Behaivior unbecoming of an upstanding member of society, behavior meant to emotionally traumatize and or hurt a female of your acquaintance. General portrayal of extreme assholiness

That man is a master of Douchewaddery...

Do you think he has a PhD in Douchewaddery?

by TIREDOFJERKS March 18, 2010

douchenannerpuss

(v)-to douche during nannerpuss.

"i did something really embarrassing today..."
"what?"
"douchenannerpuss"
"omfg!"

by Bridgette?! March 9, 2009

Douche Lander

a. Someone speaking in the native tongue of douche.

b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.

c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.

Hey there's Mary and her douche lander of the week. Yeah she used like a condom and threw him away.

by jstar23 March 30, 2009