DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget

A more intense way of saying douchebag or tool. It is longer and more dramatic simply to show how douchy said person is.

Person1: Hey bro! I just banged ur cousin!
Person2: Wow, your a DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget

by EdibleFood January 24, 2010

Douchewaffle

The next level of douche-baggery. This is the top-of-the-line version of a douchebag. A douchewaffle often cusses excessively, makes fun of those who are often smaller than him/herself, thinks highly of him/herself, may have been abused as a child, and usually has an IQ relative to that of a monkey. Can also be considered a flat out moronic asshole.

Jake: Wow, that guy is such an asshole... GOD he pisses me right the fuck off!!!

Joe: I know what you mean dude... that guy's a real douchewaffle.

by Ryuuka-EMS November 9, 2009

douchewaffle

What you call an ex who is a total asshole or someone you know who is a total moron.

How did Joe not know you would find out? What a douchewaffle.

by Kimmersandbits August 28, 2009

douchwaffle

a funny word to call someone saying that they are stupid a noob retarted...

get out of the road you douchwaffle!

by hemanPA October 16, 2008

Nazi DoucheWaffle

A person who has surpassed douchebag and douchewaffle, the highest tier of douchebaggery.

Person A- did you heard about Kevin.
Person B- No what about him.
Person A- he broke my window as a joke.
Person B- Damn what a Nazi douchewaffle.

by gangster_gramps August 28, 2014

douchewaffle

One who is utterly and indefinetly asinine in everything that he/she does in life. Also a complete failure and annoyance to all.

That fag is such a douchewaffle, his shit isn't fuckin' funny and he is a dick.

by War1986 May 4, 2005

Douchewaffle

A human being possesing traits similar to a special needs individual, however not having been diagnosed with any actual disorder. A human being who makes rash, idiotic, decisions with very little knowledge about the situation.

I sent Dan to go fix that job, he came back dazed and confused and talking about something completely different than what he was sent to do, he's such a douchewaffle.

by thatbigsumbich January 1, 2010