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douchewad

A term used to describe a group of douchebags who hang out together and never get laid due to the fact of serious funky body odor they have from playing nonstop video games 24/7.
I wouldn't go near that group of guys over there. I can smell their B.O. from over here, and I'm 50 feet away. What a freakin' douchewad! Look, now they're going into that video game store.
by SewerChewer January 4, 2008
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douchebandage

one who is disgusting like a douche, and annoying like taking off a bandage.
Halley: dawn your a whore
Dawn: slut
Halley: douche
Dawn: DOUCHEBANDAGE!!!!!!!!!!
Halley: UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGH GROSS DAMN YOU GOT ME!
by halley/dawn April 10, 2007
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douchewad

somebody who you think is completly retarded and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about. And whose stupidity can only be matched by how ugly they are!!

Uninhibitedly idiotic enough to completely alter the gravitational pull of the earth!!
Kaitlyn Southward,

"Kaitlyn you are being a complete and utter douchewad!! Stop talking."
by TalorVaugh&&Samothy December 23, 2006
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douchewanger

A person that does something perceived as uncouth or socially unacceptable. It is especially fun to say with a German accent "douchevangah."
Sorry I'm late - some douchewanger was trying to turn left from the right turn lane.
by kaftw May 21, 2008
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Douchewankoff

General idiot who a person has total contempt for.

Pronounced:- Do-schwank-off.
Douchewankoff
Usually and inside joke among people who know the word.
For example a student raises his hand and says the word as a fake question" Do schwank off?" Teacher asks what? student replies with a real question. Also the term "Wank-off"(which means jerk off) is not widely known in the U.S.
Also said with a smile to friends as a Russian sounding name.
"Hey Duschwankov wanna play Modern warfare 2?"
by caspersballs February 13, 2010
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Douchewad

Worse than a douchebag. A total asshole who is more vile than an actual physical douche bag (the original douche bag which women use to clean their pussies). So much so that the bag gets wadded up and tossed aside like the shit that's in it.
That douchewad totally ghosted me after I fucked him all night and gave him several BJs.
by BadRaven25 October 2, 2018
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douchewank

The mix of a douchebag and a jack off ( or a wank off); a jerk or dick
I’m not trying to be a douchewank but…
You’re a big douchewank…
by Lorlormfye June 13, 2021
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