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by your crush O_o August 2, 2017
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Get the Doodie Hole mug.Your girl friend is passed out on the couch. Use her hand to jerk off. As a male you typically think about clean up. Keep jerking off and finish in her hand. Here is where you decide to either clean it up or grab a feather (Yankee Doodle) and tickle her nose so she splats your spunk on her face.
Today was laundry day, not only was I down to my last pair of socks but my girlfriend drank my last beer and is now passed out on the couch. Still mad my girl drank the last beer and reluctant to waste my last sock for clean up, I finished my tug in her had and gave her the Spanky Doodle Handy. Best believe she will wake up with more than sleepies in her eyes.
by Scubaubatch February 11, 2018
Get the Spanky Doodle Handy mug.The darkest, angriest, most hateful black metal band in the world. Hailing from the shithole that is modern Greece, Dodsferd have plenty to be angry about. Dodsferd is front by a talented multi-instrumentalist by the name of Wrath. Early Dodsferd albums were recorded as a one-man band with Wrath playing all instruments and providing the death-inspiring vocals. Lyrical themes include misanthropy, hate, death, anti-christianity, and suicide. Some of Dodsferd's finer works include the songs:
"Your death, my propitiation",
"Fucking your creation",
"Suicide and the rest of your kind will follow",
"You call it resurrection, I call it a fairy tale for human parasites, your kind!",
"Suicide was created by your incompetence",
"A pile of shit, the only hope for your world",
"Cursing your will to live",
"You were talking about a kingdom, what the fuck is that!", and
"I can easily destroy all the things I created"
"Your death, my propitiation",
"Fucking your creation",
"Suicide and the rest of your kind will follow",
"You call it resurrection, I call it a fairy tale for human parasites, your kind!",
"Suicide was created by your incompetence",
"A pile of shit, the only hope for your world",
"Cursing your will to live",
"You were talking about a kingdom, what the fuck is that!", and
"I can easily destroy all the things I created"
I was listening to Dodsferd's "Days of mental deterioration" and nearly killed myself because of how beautifully hateful it is.
by Nadiwrath November 18, 2017
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by Chenimal December 31, 2009
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