Doodse

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This dipshit usually plays dead games and uses shit characters and stratergies to make themselves look cooler than the other players. Kinda like a hipster but with games. Even with all that they still suck at said game anyway.

look at that guy acting so cool because he's the only one that does that what a doodse.

Doodse by That guy who plays dead games January 1, 2022

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Booger Doodle

(Noun) A stone cold chiller

(Verb) chillen super hard

Oh shoot, there’s Tony Hawk and Matthew McConaughey being absolute booger doodles in Hawaii.

Is that Betty White and Snoop Dogg booger doodling in the wave pool?!

Booger Doodle by Merriam Boobster May 2, 2021

Related Words

Doodse • doodle • dooder • doodie • Doodlebops • doodle bug • doodlebob • doode • doodlebugger • Doodey

Cock a doodle doodoo

Anal sex with an unclean partner.

Wonda Wonderpig began better hygiene when people started calling her cock a doodle doodoo.

Cock a doodle doodoo by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

yankee dankee doodle shyte

An utterly useless person

Fuck off you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankee doodle shyte

yankee dankee doodle shyte by Mutyr March 7, 2019

doodie calls

noun: an expression one says when they have to take a shit. similar to when "duty calls" for a soldier or other person of action; when "doodie calls" time is of the essence

Marc: Where are you going? Ace Ventura is about to start

Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!

After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.

doodie calls by thebelgianbomber February 9, 2014

dirty doubling doodler

When you are in bed with a girl and you do a little hop and hit that sweet spot

"Did you hear about what Simon did to her?"

"No what?"
"He did the DIRTY DOUBLING DOODLER"
"OMG I can't even"
"I know girl"

dirty doubling doodler by DirtyDoublingDoodler May 25, 2014

Doodledandy

When two guys preferably named Darren and Dan fall in love with each other and copy everything each other has.

Hey did you see those two dudes dressed the same ?

Yeah man they are the ultimate doodledandy

Doodledandy by The crazy guy May 24, 2016

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026