Donkey Dick

Really big piece of weed

Yo JJ, break up that 4 oz donkey dick so weez can smokes sum.

by JAY June 29, 2004

Donkey Dick

This term is used by some Rednecks, referring to Summer Sausage

Hey Duane! Cut up that donkey dick, so we can eat!

by Matt Whiteside January 17, 2008

Donkey Dick

A guy who tries very hard to impress the ladies, often lying about his past and income. Someone who cannot hold his liquor. Someone who is nice to your face but kicks you like a jackass would, when your backs turned. A guy who ghosts women, doesn't pay his child support. Worse yet, he "isn't allowed to see his kids". The bottom of the barrel of the dating pool. A donkey dick. Sometimes known as "swinging donkey dick"

That guy Karl, he has several kids by several women, he's a real donkey dick.

by MoistJoyce November 8, 2019

Donkey Dick

Donkey dick is a term used when talking about something that smells like shit.

That dog smells like donkey dick!

by BuskeOrdbok February 24, 2018

donkey dick

a penis large enough that it could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some dirty shylock's face.

"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"

"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"

by Gnizzo December 28, 2005

donkey dick

a dirty big dick

Sammy Romanus loves the donkey dick

by THE BOSS 12 July 9, 2019

donkey dick

Army slang for a removable, bendable metal spout used to pour gas from USGI jerry cans

"Hey Sergeant, toss me that donkey dick, willya? I gotta tap this can so I can fill up the Humvee."

by Bullzeye December 26, 2003