by JAY June 29, 2004
by Matt Whiteside January 16, 2008
A guy who tries very hard to impress the ladies, often lying about his past and income. Someone who cannot hold his liquor. Someone who is nice to your face but kicks you like a jackass would, when your backs turned. A guy who ghosts women, doesn't pay his child support. Worse yet, he "isn't allowed to see his kids". The bottom of the barrel of the dating pool. A donkey dick. Sometimes known as "swinging donkey dick"
by MoistJoyce November 9, 2019
by BuskeOrdbok February 25, 2018
a penis large enough that it could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some dirty shylock's face.
"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"
"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"
"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"
"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"
"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"
by Gnizzo December 10, 2005
by Bullzeye December 26, 2003