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dinkass

Rene, the ouside salesman
Rene, don't be a dinkass.
by chachimac March 11, 2004
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Dinkass

someone that usually takes off from home with the soul intent of getting intoxicated and under the influence (e.g. Bud and Mary-Jane) whilst the family is at a celebration of some kind
Hey you dinkass call home asap..
dont be such a dinkass
by RackTheJipper July 26, 2010
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DonKiss

Only time will tell. Someday at the right time and place they'll meet once again and continue what they started.
DonKiss has a genuine chemistry that doesn't need to be promoted.
by donato_antonio July 25, 2021
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donkasaurus rex

1) An extremely poor poker player

2) An extremely poor beer pong player
1) Peter Fields called $40 with a five high straight. HAHA. What a donkasaurus rex.

2) Mike Kuzan only won eleven games of beer pong in a row. That kid is such a donkasaurus rex!
by the champ 107 June 7, 2009
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Donbass Nappy Rash

A severe form of fungal infection paralyzing the barse and balls of the Russian fighters in Ukraine. Reported to be having a major impact on troops morale with many soldiers sending up the white flag 🏳 rather than suffering prolonged exposure.

Background: When Vladimir Putin launched his special operation in Donbass he failed to equip his fighting force with adequate santiary provisions resulting in widespread outbreak of this dangerous inflammation on the privates privates.

From a fighting force of over 90,000 men, as of April 15 2022, not one pair of clean underpants 🩲 was available for the brave Russian infantry.

Some trenches have reported angry puss filled welts the size of snooker balls and desperate soldiers are now diverting much needed drinking water towards washing their fetid undies for fear of the infection spreading.

Although the rash can be treated with calamine lotion and sudacrem, these items are among the first to be looted by the invading force and are rumoured to be trading on the black market for $100 per scoop.
Oh mate, I've been driving this tank for 3 days my baws are so itchy! You might want to have yourself a little shower Sergei and try washing your undies, sounds to me like you might have an easy onset case of the dreaded Donbass Nappy Rash. 🏳
by The shoots April 20, 2022
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donkasoraus

When someone who always wheres glasses takes them off.
Ooooh yikes did you see Becky she looked like a donkasoraus.
by Addythequeen January 10, 2018
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Dankassrupt

When your out of weed and ass options
Damn my homeboy was dankassrupt. He smoked all those trees and didn't get any ass.
by Silver cloud peeps August 18, 2019
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