Domestifaded

Doing housework with a bottle of wine or some form of alcohol in your hand at all times.

Guy 1: "Damn bro, look at your girl drinking a bottle of wine and vacuuming your place! That's so hot!"

Guy 2: "Yea bro, she's real domestifaded."

Sophia: "Oh my gosh Lily, look at you with your martini while you cook your man dinner!"
Lily: "Yea girl, I'm domestifaded."

by ellebelle123456 October 16, 2012

The Domesticated Cowboy

A sexual act where the female gets down on all fours. The male then proceeds to mount the female, tie a belt around her neck, and kick her in the sides whilst violently snapping the makeshift reins. The act ends when the man screams “You’re alright girl”,before aggressively ejaculating all over the back of the woman

Person one: hey wanna go get some Italian.
Person two: I can’t I’m still recovering from the Domesticated Cowboy

by Arthur Morgan 1889 March 2, 2020

domesticated

Gettin civilized. Stop sellin drugs, goin back to school, and gettin everything str8 wit yo BABY'S MOMMA!!!!!!!!!

"I'm domesticated now"

by I think I wrote bout halfa these definitions n I'm white! Shame on y'all January 3, 2003

Domesticated foreigner

Hunter Biden's term for women who are legal foreign residents of the United States.

Where does Hunter Biden come up with terms such as domesticated foreigner anyways?

by Uncle Dimma June 18, 2021

Cat-domesticated being

A phrase (compound adjective) to describe a cat fanatic who loves cats so blindly that they bond with their cats in a masochistic relationship as they love every treatment they get from their cats even the bad ones such as ignoring, scratching, grumbling, etc.

- What are these red marks on your arm?
- Aweee! these are cat scratches , my cat scratched me yesterday while I was having fun with her, isn’t she sooooo cute? I love these marks they show me how much she loves me :)
- You really are such a cat-domesticated being, ma friend!

by Hasan Iessa January 4, 2021

domesticate

To physically abuse a live in partner, as in domestic violence. Can be adult male to female or adult female to male, not assocaited with children.

Origins unknown, first heard in use amongst the Blackfeet tribe.

"She wouldn't shut up, so I had to domesticate her."

"Whoa man! Where did you get that black eye? Did your woman domesticate you last night or what?"

by GOWYO August 4, 2006

domesticated

When you sleep w/ an ex who's now married and he's boring in bed w/ no exciting moves.

"Ever since he got married, he's just going through the motions. He used to be in my top 3, so fun and wild, what happened?"
"It's the wife, he's been domesticated".

by LoLo4 March 30, 2010