Doink

Sexual Intercourse.

the less aggressive word of FUCK.

"Did you doink her yet?"

by LEc2 May 14, 2003

doink

when you hit someone or something in a video games

Me: doink!
Opponet: how did you just hit me

by lil toshi January 27, 2021

Doink

Cock

Dam Patrick has a big doink

by Doinkerhoink October 12, 2020

doink

1. to doink
2. the act of hitting someone in a comical way so as to need sound effects.

*punch* "doink"

by billymac May 20, 2003

Doinked

The feeling when you get really fucking blazed with the boys

Let’s go to the barn with charlbog, rusty K, gaustin and Malik and get doinked

by Charlbogblazedog420 March 31, 2021

doink

A physically weak teen/man who closely resembles a dweeb, but is constantly trying to be cooler than he is. Doinks don't have to be smart or computer-savvy, but must always be a a harmless loser. Much more endearing than tools.

"Did you see Superbad? That McLovin is such a lovable doink."

by Skyfood April 4, 2009

doink

verb
1. Intercourse.
2. Poke.
3. To mistakenly bung up something.

1. Why do us guys only care about doinking, sports, and food?
2. I turned around and my wife doinked me in the eye with her finger.
3. While painting the walls, my wife kept doinking the ceiling with the roller. Now we have to paint the ceiling again. I hope we don't doink the walls with the ceiling color.

by InfoSponge November 13, 2004