When you meet a person of the same sex from the internet and it turns out they want to have sex with you
by CHUBZ September 28, 2018
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After an evening at the Turtle with the "Wild Hogs", Mr. Marino returned home to seduce his wife by massaging her back only for her to later discover that he had Dogfish Dick.
by Sister Wives January 17, 2013
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That girl asked Bernard how old his puppy was after seeing a photo of his dog on Tinder - little did she know, he was dogfishing and the dog was now 3 years old.
by triceratop July 4, 2021
Get the Dogfishing mug.A stretched lobe that has split due to being pierced too low or by wearing incorrect jewelry. This results in earlobes that may resemble a fin.
by Dr. Sigh July 1, 2020
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"Whatever the opposite of catfishing is she did that to me. Dogfishing. You know I was just doing dumb shit the entire time."
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