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dog's breakfast

An unappealing mixture of many things... a hodgepodge... a disorganzined mess... but probably still usable (or consumable in the case of food.) From the idea that a dog will eat anything and feeding it a mixture of whatever is on hand. (Unappealing because only the dog finds its breakfast appealing... if you see or smell the dog food in the morning, as you're feeding the dog, it may well turn your stomach.)
Those contractors didn't do very good work and the made a real dog's breakfast of that job
by PlaceHolder June 16, 2004
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dog's breakfast

A phrase to mean something so messed up it should be revolting. It originated in England when dog owners let their dogs out in the morning to pee. The dog would often eat any puke that the previous nights drunks had left on the street.
This stew looks like a dog's breakfast but it tastes great!
by St. Peter Dickinson February 24, 2017
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Hot Dog Water Breath

Term for when someone comics up short and completely costs their team the win. A much more extreme form of choking.
Toni: Brad, did you actually get zero kills that round you hot dog water breath looking ass?
by LargeDavid April 1, 2021
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dog's breath

1. An informal term for vagina. 2. The term for the action of sexual intercourse. (ie. getting some dog's breath)
The dog's breath smelled quite rank when I got close to it.
Jimmy got some serious dog's breath at that party last night.
by fdizzlefoshizzle October 2, 2008
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a dog's breakfast

Very simply -- Vomit.

Have you ever seen a dog eating vomit?

Usually refers to the vomit resulting from a full night's drinking, hence, being so drunk, one vomits in the street, and, being that drunk, one has usually acted very stupid throughout the evening. The phrase "A dog's breakfast" is usually attributed to the way one has acted prior to the resulting vomiting. Phrase popularized by the sit-com Kath and Kim (AUS).
Sharon was totally out of control at my bachelorette party -- she really made a dog's breakfast of herself!
by K & K FAN August 7, 2006
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dog shit breath

When someone's breath smells like dog shit
by nockcose September 17, 2016
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Dog's Breakfast

The human brain and what it's worth, according to author Kurt Vonnegut.
How could he have figured it out on his own using only that dog's breakfast between his ears?
by J Mulkeen December 9, 2008
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