doinker

The shit; the best person in the world, nothing is as kool as the doinker

Doinker is so kool just looking at him would make you feel sorry for yourself

by Doinker April 29, 2005

Doinker

A small insignificant roll/portion of something - (ie, cover, poly, toilet paper, penis etc)

"I don't want that f-ing doinker - give me a big roll.

"He's got such a doinker!"

by Terilynn78 April 14, 2010

doinker

a) to punch or hit some one

b) can be used as a word when brain dead ,when not remembering the word to be used at the time in coversation!!

a) remember joel friday night at the stammo he completely doinked that dude!!

b) wheres the fucking doinker???

by mr cooke December 12, 2010

doinker

A multi purpose word. Used to name somebody that is a pain in the ass, or extreamly cool.

Wow, that kid just kicked a kitten, what a doinker. or
Keegan looks like a fricken pimp in his tux, what a doinker.

by Keegan B. September 15, 2006

doinkers

n.- doinkers are the feather-like hairs that stick up at the back of a scene type hairstyle.

close relative to 'dickers'.

"This morning I was trying to get my doinkers up but they kept falling down. I need a haircut, Goddammit!"

by skank_sam May 17, 2007

Doinker

doinker stands for anything you want it to when regular words are too boring, or when you forget the correct word.

Hey guys, the delivery of doinkers just arrived. Once you're done fixing the doinkers let me know. Maybe tonight we'll go to that doinker bar and I'll buy everyone some shots of Turkey 101.

by creature69 January 30, 2021

Doinkers

Doinkers are fun, kid-powered animated ears. Use a hand controller to activate the movement of soft character ears (either one at a time or both at once) which are attached to a headband. Made by WowWee, award winning toy company best known for Robosapien and PaperJamz.

I want Doinkers bunny ears for Easter! They are made by WowWee and you will be able to find them just about everywhere!

by WowWee!! June 30, 2011