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Dorito Damage

To wound the inside of one's mouth with the sharp points of a Dorito's brand chip or any other brand of mouth-shredding snack food.
Ow! I just did some Dorito damage to the roof of my mouth when the sharp point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza-blister burn I got last night.
by Marcus Solomon April 23, 2008
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nacho cheese doritos

the best tasting chips in the world if you don't think so you shouldn't be alive
by yy360noscope420blazin April 27, 2015
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Donita

Attractive, outgoing, speaks her mind kind of lady. Lives in truth, loves her family, loyal to her friends, mother bear to her kids and lioness to her man. Spiritual, strong willed, determine to succeed and very passionate. Kind of lady to take home to meet your mother.
Donita is a beautiful lady, but don't get her wrong, if you ever do something to one of her kids, you better tread lightly or she will read you like a good book!
by Dstylz February 4, 2010
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spanky dolittle

unemployed adult male that has little more to do in a day other than masturbate.
Alvin is such a spanky dolittle, he's lucky he has rich parents!
by sandspit September 24, 2007
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floppy dorito

It's the sex position where the man and the woman form a triangle. During the course of the Floppy Dorito, they hit all the sides of the triangle. The center is the center of a lollipop, it's equivalent to a cow bell.
Person 1: How was it man?
Much cooler Person 2: Man, we hit all three sides of the Floppy Dorito.
by Zandzy_AFT April 11, 2016
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Twice Baked Doritos

When someone is stoned (high on marijuana) and is eating Baked Doritos
"Dude, I can really go for some twice baked Doritos RIGHT NOW"
by Youdon'tevenknow April 11, 2015
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Sexy Dorito

When a man has the stature of a god, he has a much wider upper torso than lower torso thereby creating a triangle shape when viewed from the front or back. It often comes paired with the chiseled abs of a Greek God.

When a dorito is held side by side to this godly stature, it is nearly indistinguishable.

By default of being a sexy muscular man and having the body shape of a dorito, the term sexy dorito is coined.
Damn Joe looking like a sexy dorito! I bet chicks are all over you!
by dorito luver 6969 November 4, 2021
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