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loyalty discount

The punishment an employer gives his employees who have not changed job for a long time, in the form of, but not limited to, reduction in compensation, job elimination, etc.
"Look at this -- Euan Taylor, he's been with us fourteen years, for Christ's sake! He ain't going anywhere. Or Bill Parker, he's been here seventeen years! These guys have to get a loyalty discount." - From The Insiders by David Charters (http://tinyurl.com/98992r)

F**k, I was L.D'ed for another year!
by LDed December 25, 2008
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Holiday Playa's Discount

A special discount given by drug dealers around the holiday season to favorite customers.
I usually push a quad for 40 but I got you on that Holiday Playa's Discount for 30.
by Thunder-Thunder January 26, 2011
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Single mom discount

The single mom discount is when a single mother (preferably a MILF) doesn't want to pay full price for something so she seduces the man/women into sexual activity to cover the price.
Plumber: "Alright, ma'am your sink is all fixed, that will be $189"

Single mom: "Oh my, that's a little high, can I have the single mom discount?"

Plumber: "The what?"

Single mom: *Starts to stroke plumbers cock*

Plumber: "Ohh yeaa that feels nice"

...The Single mom and the plumber engage in sexual activity for about an hour...

Plumber: *Putting his clothes back on* "Well ma'am, your grand total comes to $15"

Single mom: "Now that sounds reasonable!"
by LeftHandMan October 19, 2009
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Discount Nudes

Not real nudes

Discount nudes are pictures of things most people wouldn't expect to be defined as nudes.

Examples of discount nudes include pictures of legs, thighs, arms, ankles, etc.
I'm a simple man, I just need some discount nudes in my life.
by AiroXV_ September 20, 2017
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Dominic Discount

When your close friend works at an establishment and never gives you a break on anything you buy. This is made worse if you have just treated him and his date to an expensive dinner the night before.
X: Lets go play some golf at the place your buddy works.
Y: Glad to, but dont expect him to take care of us, the only discount he ever gives his friends is the Dominic Discount.
by PotRight June 26, 2010
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Tire Discounters

Also known as Hell, a desolate and fiendish place ridden with demonic energies that seek to strangle any and all traces of human consciousness from people so they are more easily controlled by corporate entities (i.e. demons). The name is also an illusion, as you will be sufficiently ripped off if you get your vehicle worked on there.
"Hey man, what time do you clock out of Tire Discounters?"

'.........I don't, sorry.'
by Ozekat February 1, 2013
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Homie discount

A homie discount is 50% off of the price. A true homie discount is on the house.
Homie 1: Let me get that homie discount.

Homie 2: Alright bruh I'll take 50 off.

Homie 1: Come on man I've been a good homie to you.

Homie 2: Bruh you have been go ahead and take it.
by Stud6969 July 7, 2016
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