Divenaldo

Divenaldo is a statpadder from Portugal who dives like dolphin without any foul and cries infront of referees for penalty

"Did you see divenaldo dive like a dolphin?"

by Champion 818 September 11, 2020

Mexican sausage diver

The most difficult sex position ever. Just don't try it. Please.

Last week Karl died trying the mexican sausage diver with his girlfriend.

by JohnnyBoo July 24, 2015

Diversity hire

In a corporation, this is a person who was hired solely because of the color of their skin, or their sexual identity, as opposed to their actual skills or contributions to the company. This person is usually employed for reasons including company PR or lower government taxation.

Jerry: "Which one of us was the useless simpleton who organized all these files incorrectly?"
Harry: "It was Terry, the diversity hire."
Jerry: "If we screwed up as much as he does, we'd be fired."
Harry: "Sadly, Terry is a homosexual black man, so HR won't touch him."

by The Man Guy Dude May 14, 2023

diverdog

a dog that dives right in to pussy.
Also dogs it in king of the hill!
Queer

Spencer diverdog

by StinkyNiglet February 4, 2019

Diversity hire

Have ever looked around your company and noticed how many team leaders and lower management tick diversity boxes? These people are diversity hires. All big corporations have quoters for diversity they need to meet and by hiring and promoting people who tick the right boxes the HR team can feel they are fighting for social justice

My new ream leader is a diversity hire. Totally useless but the company will cover for him as he's black and gay

by Owen Jones will save humanity July 21, 2021

diversity

Anyone other than a white guy.

Person 1: The dean says our campus needs diversity.
Person 2: Oh, you mean less white males?

by andrew parker March 31, 2008

faux dive

A bar which looks like a dive but is acutally a trendy spot. A common hangout for hipsters. Word originates from the television show "The Simpsons"

Yuppie: "Hey, this isn't faux dive. This is a dive,"
Moe: "You're a long way from home, yuppie-boy. I'll start a tab."
Simpsons

by Lasko August 3, 2006