cum dividend

When a dividend is received that is covered in cum, usually due to the excitement of the investor

She marveled that cum dividend, her shares rose in value. She then came on the dividend, hence the cum dividend.

by Iniesta1 August 10, 2009

Natural Dividends

You are a shareholder of the Earth. Being here, you’ve been given a share of its resources. Being a responsible shareholder means taking a look at your relationship with nature.

How you use your share plays into the bigger picture; as Chief Seattle says, “All things are bound up in each other like the blood that binds the family.” You can invest in your share by giving back, being mindful, and helping be a part of the solution.

Each of us has a different level of resources and lifestyle, which plays a big part in what we can do. Becoming a shareholder is realizing that you and your choices make a difference.

Natural Dividends Increases Nature's Share by amplifying the voices of others who are involved in local initiatives, promoting manageable lifestyle changes, and creating connections between individuals and existing environmental organizations. As a community, making small sustainable changes every day will pay large dividends to Nature.

by naturaldividends December 23, 2021

dividend

A drink or cocktail. Stems from the concept of sharing the profits from a good harvest among the farmers involved, as in a glass of wine from a barrel or a shot of whiskey from a cask. Commonly used to refer to a drink poured from a larger stash (i.e. a bottle of whiskey or a batch of martinis).

Bob: "Yes, yes, Carolyn, I think equities are a terrible place to have your money these days. I could use another dividend. Bowmore, that will do!"

Carolyn: "I'm not going to have one myself but would be happy to get you one."

by drewbob September 6, 2007

Divender

A tall retart who fingers one year old while fucking there care taker

You are a divender

by Jejjs April 20, 2018

Divetender

There is a spectrum of bartender types going from "Dive" to "Volume". "Dive" referring to the term Dive Bar and Volume referring to High-Volume Busy Shifts. Divetender refers to a bartender who excels at being friendly and personable to each patron. To be further on this end of the spectrum means that you are good at making conversation and remembering customer names and drinks, but might get stressed out when given busy shifts or found in the weeds.

There's a good review that was left on google about a friendly patio bartender. I bet it was Alex, he works out there all the time and is one of our best Divetenders.

by TheNatorGator October 12, 2018

dividend

(v): to masturbate to multiple subjects, and take turns while doing so, dividing each ejaculation to each subject

I just dividended to Candy Apples and Ginger Banks, it was so peak.

by tsissokevin May 31, 2025

Egotistical dividends

The fallout in terms of benefits of having an ego.

"There are concrete egotistical dividends; an artist's ego is what compels him to create art; a poet's ego gives her sufficient hubris to express herself in a poem."

by shadyladyk March 12, 2010