ditching life

For one to kill themself as by suicide

"I think today is the day I'm ditching life."

by Bumble bee Angelique January 7, 2009

Ditchingness

The act of organizing an event, then completly blowing it off, because you had something better to do.

"WTF?"
"What is it?"
"Amy is ditchingness her bowling party"
"Son of a bitch your right! Bad form Amy, bad form."

by EXtremely DISSapointed January 27, 2009

reindeer ditching

the act of going around at night, unplugging reindeer lights, putting them in front of someone's front door, then ringing the doorbell and running away.

the neighbors got some new reindeer lights, lets go reindeer ditching tonite.

by frostybear83 December 14, 2010

ditching

to leave school without permission

Jazz was not ditching school when she didnt come. Nerissa ditched her 6th period class.

by Jazzmyn September 19, 2006

ditchin

Backing out of plans in the last minute. Making plans and cancelling for better plans. The act of not pulling through with plans.

Correct: She ditched me an hour before our plans to go to a highschool party!

Incorrect: She said we wanted to hang out if her friend couldn't hang out, then her friend could hang out, she so ditched me!

by drummer hottie May 18, 2005

dutchkin

When you're getting a blow job and at the same time you fart and pull the covers over the person that is sucking your dick.

I gave Marybeth a stinky dutchkin last night.

by Spedx16 January 26, 2009

the ditching hour

the time of night when all the people you are texting or IMing suddenly stop replying to your messages

person 1- kim and angelika stoped texting me last night.

person 3- wow man, that kinda sucks, that's the ditching hour for ya

person 1-yeah, I guess

(p.s. Person 2 died)

by 13lue Dog March 15, 2011