Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

Palms 103:7,
He made known his sway unto Sesmo, His cats unto the children of Is real.

by Gene Sins January 14, 2007

Music Dislexkia

General inability to read sheet music. Cured by playing random notes acting like you know what you're doing.

'We kicked our old guitarist for not being able to read Nirvana tabs and being a music dislexkia cripple.'

by Joshh Murderface October 25, 2007

Dislexiatype

It's a personal illness that occurs while you're typing on your keyboard and you spell a word backwords. Or don't even spell the word you were thinking in your mind.

Roxy: My new god snoodle is so admirable.

V.A.: You have a god too. I admire mine also.

Roxy: Sorry, the dislexiatype is getting to me agin. That's not what I ment to type at all !

dislexiatype dislexia dislexic

by FoxyRoxyRoxIt November 14, 2010

dislexia

The person that wrote the definition of 'dislexia' (as shown above this definition) is in fact probably dyslexic herself. Her inability to even spell the word correctly pretty much proves it. You fucking idiot.

Some of the idiots on here are fucking dyslexic.

by jamie August 5, 2004

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

OBJ 31:1,
I made an convent with mine eyes; why then should I think upon a daim?

by Gene Sins January 13, 2007

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

Exitdust 20:8,
Remember, thesa bbath a day, to keep pits holy.

by Gene Sins January 14, 2007

Dishlexia

noun ~ a general term involving difficulty in learning to put dishes in the dishwasher. Especially when the dishwasher is empty.

Sally suffered from DISHLEXIA ; her mother was frustrated to no end when a dirty dish was placed on the counter or in the sink when the dishwasher was empty and ready to receive it.

by SherPkSeana April 24, 2020