Juice Dispenser

The non-binary term for a person’ genitals, inspired by a trans woman and the Patrice Roberts song “splash”

If you don’t want to specify whether you’re talking about a penis or a vagina you can say juice dispenser.
They have an amazing juice dispenser
You want a taste of my sweet sweet juices?
Want to sample the juices?

by Transgrlfransman January 5, 2022

Pez Dispenser

An antisemite who believes the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" is an authentic document.

I was talking to my friend about politics and it came up that he believes our government is run by aliens... then he started quoting this old medieval hoax at me. Turns out he's a total pez dispenser!

by Zosmos September 19, 2020

ice cream dispenser

To have your ice cream dispensed is to give someone a hot carl while receiving a handjob.

That girl is hot. I'd let her dispense my ice cream.

by plasticus April 28, 2004

Soap Dispenser

When a man jerks off another man onto his genitals to use as soap after anal sex.

After tapping the sewage line Sam used Escobar as a Soap Dispenser to clean himself off before getting head.

by TheSewageAuthority April 2, 2011

dirt dispenser

A term to describe one's anus, often used in fanfiction.

"She began to hug tightly to Karkat as she plunged her jade-spade as deeply as possible into Karkat's dirt dispenser."

by lMPA September 29, 2013

easter paper dispenser

The seasonal lawn presence of paper appearing products displayed on large wooden cross members.

You ok?
I am now.

We just crossed the 8k marker in the race and you disappeared.
Yeah. Burritos caught up with me. Luckily there was an easter paper dispenser near by to wipe my ass.
Close one!

by YAWA April 20, 2021

Automatic Freedom Dispenser

Synonym for gun

He held up his assault rifle and said, "I call it an automatic freedom dispenser."

by aeouhtns November 9, 2011