dish

An insult that is a mixture between a douche and a dick.

Guy #1: "Dude, you're a queer"
Guy #2: "Ya, well you're a dish!"

by Buelk November 15, 2007

Dish

Someone who is a dick and a douche, combined.

Raphael was such a dish because he said he would hang with me, but in the end he ditched me.

by thethingbehindyou January 23, 2011

dish

describes a well tasting food.

"Hey Sully that resturant was so dish".

by Daniel Jeffers July 30, 2005

Dish

To give a blow job.

Dishing the Beej

1. Guy to girl: "Dish. DISH ME NOW!"

2. Guy to his friends "So I got dished yesterday... it was awesome!"

by Carmonster September 10, 2011

dish

1- a person who is very informed, and is Godly in the way that they are all seeing and all knowing.
2- a Guru or Lord

"How did he know to bring an umbrella?"
"He's a Dish, he knew what the weather would be. He also knows you have a crush on Barrack Obama."

by kristosarglebargledumblebubuga October 23, 2008

dish

it means arse in old-fashioned gay slang used so that policemen and others wouldn't know what was being talked about.

doing the dishes - buggering
licking his dish - analingus
dirty dishes - arses that have been buggered

by lickytongue April 30, 2008

dish

a combination of a doucshe bag and a dick..

Lauren: dude..i hate him
Kylee: he's so mean
Lauren: a total dish.!!

by licky micky June 19, 2010