disasterbation

When a colossal disaster strikes, and you use it as an excuse to flex on social media.

It's so sad how the Cathedral of Notre Dame is burning down; here's a photo of me in Paris last month

Stop with the disasterbation.

by GreaterBaiter April 16, 2019

Disasterbation

When you’re using a vibrator that wasn’t fully charged so you keep stopping to briefly charge it so you can finish but you never charge it long enough to give it enough juice to get the job done.

After her vibe died three times, Kay decided to put and end to the disasterbation and threw the useless thing across the room.

by Bill’s Meat April 16, 2021

disasterbation

making a large destructive mess while pleasing oneself sexually

the man left such a mess of broken glass and splintered wood strewn about a large area while masturbating that it was a disasterbation for sure

by oso good April 29, 2023