Disasterbate 

When you go home alone and go jerk off after an unsuccessful night of hunting sloots. Tears may be used as lubricant.

Guy #1: Did you hook up with Jackie last night?
Guy #2: No, she was into Dylan, so I just went home and disasterbated.

Disasterbate by Squan14 August 31, 2014

disasterbate 

To imagine/dream of disasters

I sat disasterbating over a near by volcano

disasterbate by John Greve July 2, 2005

disastertation 

A dissertation that goes horribly wrong (meaning, any dissertation!).

I am so tired of working on this disastertation!

disastertation by phdkes May 29, 2012

Disastercase 

A person who is completely fucked in life.

That person is a walking disaster waiting to happen. They are a Disastercase.

Disastercase by CrazyjoC18 February 26, 2019

disasterbating

Imagining that the worst possible things are going to happen regarding the future, over and over, until you totally freak yourself out.

Deena has been disasterbating about her big trip next week to Chicago. Now she's too scared to pack!

disasterbating by LaMaupin March 18, 2014

Disasturbate 

When your life is so shitty, all you can do is masturbate in sorrow and self-pity.

"What happened to Luke the other day?"

"I don't know man, but it must be pretty horrible - he just went to the other room to disasturbate."

Disasturbate by kOrEAn Bbq May 9, 2013

Disasturbate 

Masturbating during a natural or otherwise any disaster.

The tornado is coming, I better disasturbate so I can too.

Disasturbate by Jawsh00 July 3, 2015