by J.Po December 6, 2006
Get the dirkmug. Milder form of saying dick. Used as a code word in places where recognizable profane words are unacceptable such as a work place.
Hey girl, did you meet the new guy yet? He was being such a dirk! He won't last long around here once the boss finds out...
by Spaghetti Yhetti September 12, 2016
Get the Dirkmug. To be utterly and totally owned by someone who is obscenely massive and uncoordinated looking. Comes from the German NBA player and current NBA champion as of 2011 Dirk Nowitzki.
by NBAfan69 January 5, 2012
Get the Dirkedmug. by HorseCorpse November 6, 2011
Get the Dirkmug. 1. Going to a work or school cafeteria to drink free coffee instead of working
2. Drinking coffee from a machine marked 'staff only' when you are obviously not staff.
2. Drinking coffee from a machine marked 'staff only' when you are obviously not staff.
Gary: Hey Andy, shall we go dirking during this next budget presentation?
Andy: Why not? They'll never believe we don't work here.
Andy: Why not? They'll never believe we don't work here.
by Gareth Hall April 18, 2008
Get the Dirkingmug. Dirk is a word used to describe cocky and egotistical South Africans.
Dirks often watch "Howtobeast" on YouTube, and they commonly cross the fine line between confidence and arrogance - they become very arrogant while believing they are just confident.
It is common for Dirks to always have their feet sticking up in the air, and they are very sensitive about their egos. If at any time their ego is bruised, they resort to aggression to assert their dominance and heal their damaged ego.
Dirks often watch "Howtobeast" on YouTube, and they commonly cross the fine line between confidence and arrogance - they become very arrogant while believing they are just confident.
It is common for Dirks to always have their feet sticking up in the air, and they are very sensitive about their egos. If at any time their ego is bruised, they resort to aggression to assert their dominance and heal their damaged ego.
Jeremy: "Look at that cocky bloke with his foot in the air!"
Liam: "His name must be Dirk!"
or;
Jeremy: "Look at that man yelling dominantly!"
Liam: "He must be trying to repair his bruised ego, he must be a Dirk!"
Liam: "His name must be Dirk!"
or;
Jeremy: "Look at that man yelling dominantly!"
Liam: "He must be trying to repair his bruised ego, he must be a Dirk!"
by pilot6890 June 10, 2018
Get the Dirkmug. That cool gay motherfucker with triangular sunglasses. just hella gay. Also is dave's bro.
In the comic "Homestuck" by andrew motherfucking hussie
In the comic "Homestuck" by andrew motherfucking hussie
by Fucktard Penisface July 10, 2018
Get the dirkmug.