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Dinglebytes

A term referring to a new breed of coward, bowing to microscopic overlords that rule entirely from a world of digital information (ie. – Bytes), wielding powers from the intricate depths of tangled dingle-berries.
Today's world is full of those DingleBytes, trying to shape society into their own vision of how things should be.
by Kikima April 1, 2020
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dinglerump

When you and another man rub dicks accidentally but one or both like the feeling.
Yo paul I think we just did a dinglerump, don't tell Stephanie.
by Gnarly Gander February 1, 2021
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Mr. DingleBurg

Mr. DingleBurg is a lonely dirty household object replaced by a swiffer. You might have seen Mr. DingleBurg on the swifter commercial wishing he was more usefull. After the commercial he was placed in a dumpster which brings us back to the beggining. Once he was found he was so content to have a home to clean untill he saw the swiffer that day we made him happy by replacing the swiffer with Mr. DingleBurg. We let him do the honors.
Person #1- What is that dirty busted lumpy duster in your closet?
Person#2- Oh that's just my duster Mr. DingleBurg.
Mr. DingleBurg- Hey that's not very nice to call me names.
Person#1- Uh you should replace him with a swiffer.
Person#2- Don't you dare talk about Mr. DingleBurg like that again.
Mr. DingleBurg- Why does everyone hate me? Booohooo Ahhhhh!l
by Mel-May-Ham May 17, 2009
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dinglenugget

a name you call someone when you can't think of any other names
angela: "wtf travis u dinglenugget"
by xiangjiao July 23, 2014
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Dinglefuckery

The act of engaging in incompetently stupid or unnecessary actions, resulting in confusion, annoyance, or catastrophe, simply to fuck with others.
Did you see John trying to juggle flaming dildos at the party last night? Total dinglefuckery, man.
by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023
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dinglebat

A dinglebat is worse then a dingleberry. A dingleberry is someone who acts inappropriately. A Dinglebat is someone who clings to a seriously flawed philosophical trend, or a political trend, because it will curry them favor.
Smithers on The Simpsons is a Dinglebat. As is Larry Jacobs, or Dr. Hager....
by Gay Auntie November 30, 2009
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Dinglebating

When you go to take a shit and you end up masturbating before you wipe your ass.
Connie: Hey Cole, whats taking so long in there!?

Cole: Hold on Mom! I'm dinglebating!
by BMBZ August 12, 2011
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