dangleberries

lumps of dry faeces hanging from anal hair

'oh my god,he hasnt washed his arse for a while, look at those DANGLEBERRIES'

by adi bull April 19, 2003

dingleberries

A collection of toilet paper and/or feces twirled around one's hair lining their chocolate starfish.

"I nearly cried when I tore out my dinggleberries."

by Busta Crevice May 13, 2005

Dingleberrie

deposits of fecal matter, tiolet paper and hair that clings to the inner crevass of the buttocks

i seem to have many dingleberrie's stuck in my butt-crack

by david richmond August 16, 2003

dingleberrie willy

Picking a nice dingleberrie and packing it into your best friends ear like a blackpowder rifle.

Ah bro you just got a dingleberrie willy!

by Nick Sorosky March 18, 2008

dingleberries

tart berries found in the southern region of the anus islands.

hey francois, look over there! an assload of dingleberries!

by h_bomb July 11, 2006

Dinglebeardies

Food that gets stuck on someones beard after eating. Also see dingleberries

"Did you see thise crumbs in that guys beard?"
"Yeah someone should give him some tissues for those dinglebeardies.."

by gtothedtothem November 21, 2011

Nose Dingleberries

A close cousin of ass dingleberries, these are easily observed snot or booger remnants clinging to nose hairs or around the rim of the nose. Usually the result of going out in cold weather with a runny nose or slipshod tissue skills.

"I wasn't listening to what he was saying because I was paying attention to his nose dingleberries."

Or:

"Hey, I want to talk to that girl over there but I've been sick lately. Do I have any nose dingleberries?"

by bleh skrimblies March 4, 2009