Ding

Having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense

Melissa: "erin thought the eclipse occurred every year"
Amanda: "erin is such a ding"

by Tank228 August 18, 2017

Ding

A large party between a group of friends- something akin to a small rager.

You throwin' a dinga' this weekend?

We Dinging at my place for cinco de mayo!

We havin' a ding?

by NewEnglandhasdrugs May 04, 2018

Ding

A person of below average intelligence whose daily life is disrupted by their own stupidity. Dings will usually lie and cause trouble constantly, just because they're dings.

There are levels of dingosity, running from Levels one to five.

"I've locked myself in the shed again, can you come and let me out"

"You are such a ding".

by doubleshiny June 10, 2005

Ding

An act of God. If God doesn't like a certain individual on earth, he may "ding" him. The person in question will suddenly find himself flying rapidly through the air, ending with a crunch against a wall, or by marvelling at the enormousness of outer space. Usually accompanied by a flick of the middle finger (as when flicking a marble).

He was an awful man, and had done terrible deeds. God decided that enough was enough, and dinged him.

by Thomas and Sofie April 30, 2007

Ding

A sound from the drifter before the game starts

Drifter: Ding Ding Ding DING ding... Hive bring a sword

by Walugie March 21, 2019

Ding

When somebody tells a story that is obvious bullshit

Person 1: Mate that party was lit, I fucked so many bitches

Person 2: Ding!

by Figroll123445 June 13, 2017

Ding

A mythological creature that sprouts up out of random holes.
Lead by their leader: Dingar

Watch out for that ding under your foot.
Dings are cool.

by Dingar October 04, 2004