dildoesque

Resembling a dildo.

The microphone the news reporter was holding was very dildoesque.

by VikDah June 3, 2016

diljerk

the impotent guy at sex parties who thinks that 12 inch rubber dong he's running around with makes up for his, uh, shortcomings.

she: "I was totally going down on this girl when some diljerk came up behind me and tried to 'please me' with his rubber cock. Impotent fuck."

by Stuey B June 13, 2007

Dildoes

People that submit entries to Urban Dictionary for the sole purpose of telling their friends that they contributed to internet culture, effectively making themselves dildoes. Literally.

1) Ha. Only dildoes text LOL with a straight face.

2) How many dildoes have to add an 'I' to the front of a word and define it in an Apple-like manner?

All of them.

by roofus j. January 26, 2011

dildoe man

A guy who's head looks like a dildoe; a guy who obssesively talks about dildoes.

Every single sentence he says includes the word dildoe!Thats an O.G. Dildoe Man!

-Damn, thats a big dildoe!
- No, thats john the dildoe man

by Kevin AKA Moby August 12, 2006

box of dildoes

A difficult situation, the kind that will just fuck you over and over until it's resolved.

Matt: "You have two girlfriends that both want to spend Valentine's Day with you? Shit, that's tough."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."

by Diamond Sprout January 11, 2009

cock sucking dildoe magnet

someone who sucks cock while getting fucked in the ass by a dildoe while another guy is fucking her in the pussy and then she shits on their chest and makes them eat the shit. then they stick to the fridge like a magnet.

i see a cock sucking dildoe magnet over there. look at the cock sucker.

by Lil Steve-O April 14, 2005

Diljot

A chinese mobster with a overly small willy, also known to be a man on a mission, that mission to be the best beer drinker in all of China!

Diljot

by tony hawks boyfriend June 28, 2010