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dildoon

A dildoon is a portmanteau of dildo and spoon, used in corporate circles to represent the eventual collapse of the 8th dimension and the subsequent creation of the dildoon to inflict pain and suffering on those who were responsible for the collapse.
Me: Did you hear that MGP copped the dildoon after all?

You: Yes, it was inevitable after that mad chang that was getting bandied about for months.
by Antichang Anonymous April 18, 2019
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Dildodongusrex

A mythical being with a penis that gets larger every time it is used. Legend says that the size of it's penis is now inconceivable. People say they have seen this creature in the southern parts of India disguised as a little boy with dark skin.
Damn boy! Your dick so big, you look like dildodongusrex!
by irchmirch September 2, 2021
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dildodongulus

A dildodongulus is a monstrous sized penis

That they have found after digging up soil in the town of Echuca, Victoria, Australia.

Particularly used by T Rex’s and sauropod’s

Almost up to 79 inches long and 50 inches thick this long medieval device was used for infertile dinosaurs in the Jurassic and Cretaceous period.

Later used in the ice age for dinners and bath soap
Wow Amanda sure does love riding her dildodongulus
by Bigoldad November 14, 2021
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Dildotronic

An orgasmic session involving a dildo of some quality/standard; the fucking shit; Amazing and unique, an example all people should be judged on
Rick James snorted 20 gallons of cocaine, that's dildotronic.

Susan's dress is muthafuckin dildotronic.

While i was drunk, me and my girl had a great time with our dildotronic sex
by A Drunken Fish December 2, 2011
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Dildotron

Something gay, having to do with a certain Travis
Travis you dildotron
Travis get your dildotron out here
by sb September 10, 2004
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Dinocorn

Dinocorn, Most Amazing Person Ever Shes Beautiful
But Denies It, My Amazing Girlfriend Nicole, A Mix
Between A Dinosaur And A Unicorn, Probably Also
A Strange Sex Position That Im Not Sure Of.
(that girl is a dinocorn)
meaning that girl is beautiful man

any guy would love to have her that boy joey is lucky
to have her i wish i had a dinocorn girlfriend
by turdlyjoey June 23, 2009
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Dildotron

A name given to a child that is conceived out of an unprotected sexual adventure. He/she is given the name so that they know that their mere existence is accidental and an annoyance to all involved.
Look how Dildotron runs, god his parents must hate him
by The original Dildotron February 6, 2010
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