Dylan’s Nuts

Uranium filled pleasure pustules. In which belong to Dylan, that slimy bastard. That slippery soup stick. That devious man.

Steve: WHY IS YOUR GRANDFATHER ON HIS DEATH BED!!???!!!?!!
Finch: Dylan’s nuts.

by Greater60 March 24, 2023

the law of the dylan’s

if two dylan’s have the same name they have to add each other on snapchat

“yo you’re name is dylan?”
“mine is too!”
remember the law of the dylan’s you gotta add me on snap now”
“ok i guess”

by dylanjmcc05 July 30, 2020

the law of the dylan’s

if you have the same name to a corresponding dylan you must add them on snap

“wait ur names dylan too?!”
“ok now you gotta add me on snap”
“according to who?”
“the law of the dylan’s”

“oh ok”

by dylanjmcc05 July 30, 2020

Dylan’s Soggy Biscuit

It is when someone consumes their own jiz after masturbating

Person1: Oh my god jake is so gross
Person2: yeah i bet he likes Dylan’s Soggy Biscuits

by 🅱️epis v.s. 🅱️oca 🅱️ola May 26, 2018

Dylan’s Team

Refers to someone who is really shitty at something, usually sports or fantasy football.

“Who do you play this week?” “I’m playing a total Dylan’s team bro lmao, easy W.”

by gg 3-0 September 23, 2018

Dylan's Memes

A meme page on Snapchat that posts daily memes for his fan base and is loyal to his fan base

Hey bro did u see Dylan's Memes?
Yeah bro it was hella funny

by Lexy_memes April 23, 2019

dylan’s pp

the smallest shit i ever seen in my fucking life i can’t even feel that shit i just tickles my buthole

dylan’s pp shorter than ya moms

by Neck hhfbkfbirjoñfghjkłpòi June 3, 2020