dickortunity

The opportunity to get dick( a potential fuck)

i have no dickortunity

by razziedazziejazzie June 28, 2017

divortion

the process of a divorce

this divortion in killin' me

by soytengo May 3, 2018

Dibortion

When a man will get a woman pregenant divorce her and kill them both.

Mike got a Dibortion. He’s now on trial for murder

by I’mTheTrashManIThrowTrash June 18, 2019

dicortoo

u want a dick or two

guy :dicortoo
girl: two

by suc.my.peepee November 1, 2019

Dibortion

Another word for giving up your child to an orphanage. In other words, it’s like you’re going through a divorce with your child. For this word to work, the child must already be born. An unborn child is just an abortion.

“I’ve just had a dibortion my three month old, Sally, to the orphanage”

by Pipyeetsapen April 22, 2021

difortified

to speak more clearly, either in a conversation can’t understand you, or when someone can’t hear you

I don’t understand, please be more difortified.

by Vapeoreas November 22, 2021

Dibortion

A simultaneous divorce and abortion.

Friend: "Hey! How are you and the ol' lady doing?"
Me: "Oh, not so good. I a gave her a dibortion

Friend: "A what?"

Me: "I had her sign the paperwork at the clinic."

by Fastnut March 14, 2022