BUTT DIALING

BUTT DIALING; When you accidentally sit on your cell phone and dial someone up and don't realize it.Can result in serious damage to your friendships, particularly if you are talking about them or revealing information about yourself you might not have wished to share.

Call recipient-'Were you trying to call me?' Inadvertent Butt Caller-'No, what are you talking about?' Call recipient-'You keep dialing me up, and all I hear is background noise.' Alternate, less pleasant, Call recipient-"You asshole, I heard what you were saying about me!' Butt Caller to self: 'Oh my god, I've been Butt Dialing again1'

by Soggy Girlfriend March 3, 2009

Dialarrhea

Accidental phone calls made when your keyboard is unlocked and in your pocket or purse.

Sorry about all the calls, I had dialarrhea.

by Cheap_Eric May 27, 2009

dialing coach

a professional "dialing coach" is a trained counselor who is paid by reticent or shy parents to have "the talk" with young adolescent males. the physicality and aesthetic of sex is central. generally speaks in language that is somehow both forthright and metaphorical.

Parent 1: I've noticed that Benny is taking longer showers recently.
Parent 2: Time to call the dialing coach!

Girl 1: What are u doing to me?!??
Benny: No worries Callie it's like my D Coach taught me - DIAL DOWN THE MIDDLE.

by notskinnyimsmallboned December 4, 2010

Style Dial

A dial on a watch that doesn't do anything, or is unpractical, hence only exists for style.

Damn that fashion watch has so many style dials.

by MMPSteez October 25, 2011

Nipple Dial

When your nipple activates your phone (kept in a men's shirt breast pocket) and activates it, sends a text or tweet.

Ooops, it got cold, so I nipple dialed some random garbage..

by High Pitched Whine March 5, 2019

dial it back

It means to reduce the strength or intensity of something.

eg It was very hot in my home, so I dialled back the heating system.

eg Tom is very angry, and his friend says 'Hey, Tom, dial it back a bit'.

by mario66chef December 7, 2013

Dial a retard

The activity reluctantly carried out when the technology has gone wrong and you need to call the help desk. A long and frustrating call follows before you are either told to do something totally irrelevant or are given an incident number with more digits than atoms in the known universe - or both.

Joe: Hey, that server's down again.
Bill: Yeah, I guess its dial a retard time.
Joe: Oh no, not those fuckers.

by monkeybar July 6, 2011