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The Dignity Woman

Noun. The woman with a distinctly posh accent featured in a commercial for the "Comfort Wipe."

She is referenced heavily in situations wherein one claims dignity in an action which requires none. It is generally agreed that the Dignity Woman's accent is fabulous.
Person One: "I never thought I would be able to drunkenly vomit and maintain my dignity."

Person Two: "We've got a regular old Dignity Woman over here!"

Person Three: "Don't be messin' with The Dignity Woman!"
by hornickshawn June 23, 2009
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Dignity

1. Relationship between dignity and alcohol is the opposite. As alcohol levels increase...dignity decreases.

2. Something often left at bars and fraternities.

3. Often completely lost on Halloween.
I left my dignity at Raleigh's last night.
by Palla33 November 6, 2009
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dignity

the true meaning of dignity- Walking with pride even when you have none to have even if you began with none.

However, this is not the case when trying to show off, or if you are just plain a jerk.
After being embarrsed when trying to bully Rick, John stood up straight, scraped up the little dignity he had, and left the room.
by JmanXD February 23, 2010
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Lord_Dignity

this is a rare word for the strongest god in the multivers
person 1: WAIT IS THAT Lord_Dignity?
person 2: OMG IT IS
Both : bow for him
Lord_Dignity : yes my childeren bow for me.
by IWantBigDead April 9, 2021
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dignity

Possession of respect from others or self-respect; the life and rights of an individual being respected by the group.
Some believe that a terminally ill patient or one in a vegetative state should be allowed to terminate their life; to "die with dignity".
by hlalague May 25, 2006
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Walk of Dignity

Similar to Curb Shame. The manner in which a true man walks across a road whilst cars are approaching him. Whilst a lesser mortal would quicken his pace, thus removing all claims to valour and honour, the true man undertakes the Walk of Dignity and continues to stride across the road with purpose and direction. Often performed by Alpha Males or deities.
"Yo Deez, you see tha' whitey cross the road? He rockin' that Walk of Dignity like a mother******!"
by PB Rascal September 8, 2011
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Dignified burial at sea

A euphemism for the act of defecation. Coined after Osama Bin Laden's 'dignified burial at sea'.

Taking a shit, dropping the kids off at the pool, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine
Fred: "Where the hell is Dave? He's been gone ages!".
Dave: "Sorry about that guys, I had to perform a 'dignified burial at sea!'"
by me old fruity July 18, 2011
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