Diabetes 

A condition in which the pancreas secretes little or no insulin - a hormone that lowers the blood sugar level.

I have none for the word. However, I must say that AJ is completely oblivious on the subject.

Diabetes by Jeremy March 9, 2003

Paula Deen Diabetes

Also known as Type 2 Diabetes. The type of Diabetes you get from eating fattening or fried foods such as those made by Paula Deen.

The doc says I have to lay off the fried chicken or I will develop Paula Deen Diabetes.

Paula Deen Diabetes by 711kid January 29, 2012

Diabetes Card

Generating an excuse based on a a diabetes side-effect. The use of a diabetic card can (with varying degrees of success) cause a dropping of the original subject... often due to the other person's discomfort with the subject.

It is one of the few perks of a incurable disease which requires painful medical treatments multiple times daily and can shorten your lifespan by 15 years, cause blindness, kidney failure, liver problems, extensive nerve damage, and other terminal health problems. The truth of the "diabetic card" may vary, as with other excuses.

Professor/Teacher/Employer: "Why were you late this morning?"

Diabetes Card: "My blood sugar was 350 mg/dl last night, and I was unable to go to bed until well past 3 AM."

Professor/Teacher/Employer: "Ah... well, look out for yourself."

Diabetes Card by College Diabetic April 6, 2010

Liquid Diabetes 

When someone puts WAY to much sugar in kool-aid or any other beverage making it seem as though you are drinking syrup; causing you to get diabetes just from drinking it

Are you trying to make me a diabetic...i cant take any more of these liquid diabetes

Liquid Diabetes by ladyJnicole June 24, 2010

diabetes 

when your pancreas stops producing insulin. NOT because of sugar. type 1 has to do with taking shots/using a pump. type 2 has to do with obesity. where you take a pill. It also includes taking your blood sugar every two hours that you're awake. it's a pain in the ass.

brittany has diabetes, so she has to take insulin before eating anything.

diabetes by britterella June 11, 2006

Diabetes Hut 

A popular nickname for Pizza Hut due to what happens if you eat there a lot.

Hey man, let’s hit Diabetes Hut later on after the game and suck down some brewskies with our pizza!

Diabetes Hut by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

ur cat has diabetes 

most unforgivable sin to say, but at the same time you gain the power of god and the devil combined. worse than "ur mum gay" "ur dad lesbian" "ur granny tranny" "ur grandpap a trap" and "ur sister a mister" combined, only use if your a dick.

son 1: ur mum gay

son 2: ur dad lesbian

dad 1: ur granny tranny

dad 2: ur grandpap a trap

god: ur sister a mister

that random neighbor: hi there

that random neighbor: ur cat has diabetes

dad 2: you di-

everything becomes nothing

ur cat has diabetes by that the cat March 19, 2018