circumcised dickrod

Instead of having a normal circumcision, you take a glass rod and shove it in the hole of your penis. To circumcise, crack the glass while it is in your penis thus tearing it apart. Creating for yourself a circumcised dickrod.

Hey sorry I'm late boss, I was just giving myself a circumcised dickrod.

by -Urban=Creator- October 23, 2017

dickrider

someone who is a follower not a leader

Look at Maria shes copying my style what a dickrider!

by Carla Alfaro February 28, 2003

dickrider

Someone who "sucks up" to one another, always agreeing with that person for something in return i.e. power. Thus, they are "riding" that individual's dick.

Senator John McCain rides the media's dick, agreeing with them anytime he can. Therefore, he is a dickrider.

by Random Moron Defining Words August 28, 2006

dickrider

N. The polar opposite of a hater. someone who will praise their favorite band/artist/actor/athlete as if they were Jesus of Nazareth, and take any criticism of that person as a personal insult.

Guy 1: Dude Lil Wayne is really overrated. he's not deep at all, and knows no other topics other than guns, weed, and sex.

Guy 2: OMG STOP HATING MAN! WAYNE IS THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE! WEEZY F BABY!!!!

Guy 1: Ill stop hating when you stop being a dickrider.

by young enigma December 11, 2009

dickaids

the way australians pronounce decades
the aids that men get on their penis

yeah mate, jerry has been servicing dudes in that gay bar bathroom for dickaids . now hes got aids on his dick

by booboojenkins October 17, 2017

Dickrodynamic

Completely shaved and ready for intercourse; so as to make it faster for the penis to insert in the vagina.

"That bitch was dickrodynamic. She was sleek like dolphin."

I shaved everything below the waist to make it as dickrodynamic as possible. Mama needs to clear dem cobwebs.

by HoneyKittens April 14, 2021

Urban Dickride

When someone enters a definition of their friend or crush's name to urban dictionary for the sole purpose of flattery or getting into their pants.

There goes John again posting an Urban Dickride about Melissa. He must really want to get in her pants!

by Jclub888 January 12, 2016